[cowjazz]

Here is a link to a funny blog where a wife reports on what her husband says in his sleep. The funny thing is, O say some of these things when I'm awake.

Sleep Talkin' Man Blog

My favorite quotes are:

"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much."

"Dogs scrotums. They stretch"

"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling."

"Shhhhhhhhh. Shhhhhhhhh. I'm telling you: your voice, my ears. A bad combination."

"Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for ... done for."

"Let me hold you in my arms. Feel me squeeze the living breath out of your body. Bliss. Lovely."

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun."

"I can't believe in God when I'm this good!"

"I don't want to die! I love sex. And furry animals."